12 Days of Christmas Gag Gift

Silly Verses and Corresponding Gifts

12 Days of Christmas Gag Gift
12 Days of Christmas Gag Gift.

This is a great gift idea, especially if you have a secret Santa--present the suggested gift along with the printed verse each day for 12 days! Here are some free printable tags you can use along with a blank gift tag. Feel free to make up your own verses too!

Christmas Gift Verse

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - a partridge in a pear tree... Sorry, but I couldn't find the partridge so I am giving you some pears from the tree the partridge flew away from.

 

ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - two turtle doves... Unfortunately, I don't have any, will candy turtles or a bar of Dove soap do?

 

ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - three French hens... The French hens were not available, so I'm giving you some chicken noodle soup, compliments of the three French hens.

 

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - four calling birds... I can't find those calling birds, but here are four messages they left for you before they flew off.

  • Leave the note along with four messages describing what a wonderful person the gift recipient is.

 

ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - five golden rings... Sorry, I'm too poor to buy five real gold rings, but will some golden pineapple rings suffice?

 

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - six geese a laying... You don't really want messy geese all over the house, do you?

How about some of the eggs they left behind?

 

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - seven swans a swimming... All of the swans have flown south for the winter, but here are some of the bubbles they used while they were swimming.

 

ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - eight maids a milking... Here's some milk I got from the eight maids; we think they must have been milking some brown cows!

 

ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - nine ladies dancing... Here are some canes used by the ladies to help they walk home after they were out dancing all night.

 

ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - ten Lords-a-leapin'... After the Lords get done leapin', this is what they use for their sore muscles.

     

    ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - eleven pipers piping... Here's a pipe of your own; have fun and don't blow the whole day!

     

    ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you - twelve drummers drumming... No drummers, we thought you could use some quiet time so here is a special treat we drummed up for you so relax and enjoy.

    Here's a blank Christmas tag to print out. You can also view all the tags in this gallery.