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9 Feng Shui Bedroom Mistakes To Avoid
From over 500 bedrooms I have been in (as a feng shui consultant), only a few would be considered good feng shui bedrooms and were actually conducive to a balanced and vibrant flow of love and sexual energy. Somehow the bedroom tends to be one of the most overlooked rooms in the house, while it is actually the most important room, feng shui-wise.
To make it easier to understand the main factors that create bad feng shui energy in the bedroom, I have written this quick feng shui how-to for your... bedroom that I hope you will never follow. It has a humorous tone; hope it helps you quickly learn what not to do!Continue to 2 of 11 below.
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Home Office in Your Bedroom
How To Create A Bad Feng Shui Bedroom Step # 1:
Create a home office in your bedroom. Be especially mindful of having all surfaces overflowing with papers, folders, sticky notes, and unpaid bills. If you have any old computers that do not work, it is ideal to have them in your bedroom home office. You know, in case your current computer malfunctions and you will immediately need your old broken one.Continue to 3 of 11 below.
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How To Create A Bad Feng Shui Bedroom Step # 2:
Bring on your exercise equipment! A treadmill in your bedroom will definitely energize your love life and bring serenity and sensual energy to your bedroom. What can be more zen than that? The bigger and bulkier your exercise equipment, the better, especially if it is covered with dust because you never really use it. Excellent feng shui.Continue to 4 of 11 below.
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TV in Your Bedroom
How To Create A Bad Feng Shui Bedroom Step # 3:
Bring the TV into your bedroom. A big one, placed very close to your bed. The TV is an absolute must for a bad feng shui bedroom! Watch the news for at least 30 min every night right before you go to sleep and as soon as you wake up.Continue to 5 of 11 below.
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How To Create A Bad Feng Shui Bedroom Step # 4:
Display a big collection of photos of ALL your friends and family, ideally from several generations, to "watch over your love life". After all, why would you need privacy in your bedroom?Continue to 6 of 11 below.
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How To Create A Bad Feng Shui Bedroom Step # 5:
Store under your bed the old memorabilia from all your past relationships, especially the sad ones. Tuck all those important reminders really tight so there is no breathing room left under your bed, and then tuck some more.Continue to 7 of 11 below.
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How To Create A Bad Feng Shui Bedroom Step # 6:
Decorate your bedroom in depressing, sad colors. For a splash of color, get creative with your Halloween costumes and accessories here and there, or a touch of that special green from last year's St. Patrick's party.Continue to 8 of 11 below.
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How To Create A Bad Feng Shui Bedroom Step # 7:
Bring all your dying plants, big and small, be it in chipped pots or yogurt containers. Your bedroom is the place to have them! Position the plants so that you can see them first thing when you wake up and the last thing before you go to sleep. Might be a bit of a competition here from either the TV, the computer(s) or the exercise equipment, but stay focused and do your best!Continue to 9 of 11 below.
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Lack of Balance
How To Create A Bad Feng Shui Bedroom Step # 8:
Forget about two bedside tables, and have your bed against the wall. Gracefully place one cheerful Winnie the Pooh pillow on top of your bed. Position the pillow so that it faces the door and greets you every time you come in. Instant feng shui to boost your love life!Continue to 10 of 11 below.
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No Fresh Energy
How To Create A Bad Feng Shui Bedroom Step # 9:
Do not open the windows or let the natural light in!. Keep the energy as stale as possible. After all, who says your personal energy is connected to the energy around you? Stop talking about energy. Far out, man!Continue to 11 of 11 below.
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Make A Choice
A couple of Mandarin ducks is ALL you need to make you love life work, right? Now if you just find the right place to display them, then your soulmate, along with the happily ever after, will be here in no time. No kidding. Really?
Ok, so if this does not sound attractive to you (I much hope it doesn't!) here are some good feng shui tips to apply in your bedroom.
Continue Reading: 7 Steps To Create Good Feng Shui in Your Bedroom