If Dogs Could Text�Funny Texts from Man's Best Friend

Spoiler alert: Your dog is excited. Excited to see you, excited to eat, excited to run, excited to meet people, excited to sleep, excited to eat your shoe—did we mention excited to see you? But what if every overzealous wag of the tail was a text message proclaiming his enthusiasm? Here's a glimpse into what might happen if "man's best friend" joined the digital age.